Today’s Special: A hearty helping of Beefy Snatch, with a savory serving of extra moist meat curtains on the side! Satisfy your craving for cunt with this perfect portion of 100% prime pink pastrami. Our Grade-A Beefy Snatch is aged to perfection, marinated with love, and made fresh daily! Roast beef lovers rejoice—we have your recipe for raunch! Just make sure to add the works and load it up with gobs of creamy man mayo when you’re done! Eat ’em, lick ’em, suck ’em or fuck ’em, you’re gonna love every last morsel of this succulent snatch! When you’re done feasting, drizzle it with ball juice for dessert! Cleanup is a snap after the fun with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Bon appetit!